MY BLOG (I HATE THAT WORD)
Al's passion is food. He has a food blog. Paul's passion is sports. He has a sports blog. I have no passion or interests. Welcome to my blog about nothing.
- Kevin
6-12-08
Before I begin writing this blog, we must first answer the query "what is a blog?" In many cultures, a "blog" is defined as "the random, pointless ramblings of an individual who has nothing significant to say, and yet still has the means to distribute it to a mass audience via electronic communication." Often the blog writer suffers from the delusion that the public at large cares about his/her opinions on trite matters as much as he or she cares about them (hence the phrase: "Subscribe to my blog!").
This self-worship of one's own opinions is further evidenced by the sheer number of pseudo-intellectuals who write lengthy diatribes that were once, before the technology age, mercifully confined to a personal diary or looseleaf notebook kept under one's bed. At worst, the nonsensical rants of these egotistical lunatics years ago made it into public forums only when said diary writer/budding blogger was out with his friends (i.e. the poor bastards who had to endure his drunken, pathetic "solutions" to all the world's problems, his inane commentary on local sports teams, movies, etc.)
That said, as a blog writer myself for this page, I must be a self-important a-hole, and for that, I apologize. Truth be told, however, I am required to write this blog by my employer, but am fully aware and at peace with the fact that no one reads it, nor could give a crap about it.
Thanks for (not) reading.
- Kevin
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